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Star Trek, Fallout, The Avengers
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lady-z13:

 ✧ The Galaxy’s Mightiest Heroes

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So

my aunt and uncle want to “talk” to me about some of my facebook posts (generally relating to my distaste for aramaic religions, particularly catholicism.) and how they “reflect” on the “family name” and the “business” 

Well my opinion is FUCK THAT NOISE. 

hetaliamerchandise:

[Keyholder] Hetalia: The Beautiful World - 3D Keyholder Collection

Company: O-TecRelease Date: Late April 2014Retail Price: 600 YenSize: Width 35mm x Height 75mmSpecifications: Two images per keyholder; image changes depending on the angle (note: keyholders do not connect to each other by the bottom, the stock image just places them like that)Characters: North Italy, USA, Japan, Germany, England, France, Russia, ChinaBootleg version? No

hetaliamerchandise:

[Keyholder] Hetalia: The Beautiful World - 3D Keyholder Collection

Company: O-Tec
Release Date: Late April 2014
Retail Price: 600 Yen
Size: Width 35mm x Height 75mm
Specifications: Two images per keyholder; image changes depending on the angle (note: keyholders do not connect to each other by the bottom, the stock image just places them like that)
Characters: North Italy, USA, Japan, Germany, England, France, Russia, China
Bootleg version? No

Bullwhips are underpowered in d20

That’s it. I’m sick of all this “Masterwork Scourge” bullshit that’s going on in the d20 system right now. Bullwhips deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine bullwhip in Cairo for 2,400,000 Egyptian Pounds (that’s about $20) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even knock free slabs of solid rock with my bullwhip.

Various smiths spend days working on a single bullwhip and braid it up to a million times to produce the finest whips known to mankind.

Bullwhips are thrice as keen as European whips and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a horsewhip can cut through, a bullwhip can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a bullwhip could easily really fucking injure a Kraut wearing a dubious disguise with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why Nazi Germany never bothered conquering England? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined archeologists and their bullwhips of destruction. Even in The Last Crusade, Germans soldiers targeted the men with the bullwhips first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Bullwhips are simply the best whips that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Bullwhips:

(One-Handed Exotic Weapon) 1d12 Damage 19-20 x4 Crit +2 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

(While wearing a Fedora hat) 2d10 Damage 17-20 x4 Crit +5 to hit and damage Counts as Masterwork

Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Bullwhips in real life, don’t you think?

borrowed from 1d4chan, a horrible place with some lovely articles . 

THIS TOP HAT PROVIDES ENJOYMENT OF THE GREATEST MAGNITUDE

harrie5:

Sign it here

People like pictures right?

The signatures have started slowing down on this, and that’s not very good.
As of me typing this, there’s still 37K signatures left. That’s a lot!

So keep sharing the link guys!

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

cestpapillon:

krampuslips:

foxes are the most important animals on earth

im going to keep reblogging this until it isn’t cute anymore

twistedlandstourguide:

divineirony:

Well, obviously that wasn’t the magical rain of God’s vengeful wrath.
Or maybe, some of the authors of the bible just had a fondness for the number 40.

40 acres and a mule.

twistedlandstourguide:

divineirony:

Well, obviously that wasn’t the magical rain of God’s vengeful wrath.

Or maybe, some of the authors of the bible just had a fondness for the number 40.

40 acres and a mule.

eauxyl:

art

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

baku-babe:

unf-hans:

j-spencer15:

There are no words…

THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER

…..this is perfect. You win the internet.

Hans

Hans I threw that away like two scenes ago 

cantthinkofanameohwell:

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

One level can make a really big difference.

that’s somehow really inspirational

cantthinkofanameohwell:

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

One level can make a really big difference.

that’s somehow really inspirational

andsinceweare:

Me at parties

andsinceweare:

Me at parties